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| Zombie Shark spotted off the coast of California |
Although the San Onofre Nuclear power plant was decommissioned last summer, and put out of use, it appears the so called "steam leak", had leaked more than just hot air into California's ocean waters. While denying any responsibility, Edison International has confirmed that a large quantity of radio active waste did get exposed to the local fish and sea life. This exposure to unknown nuclear chemicals has created a new breed of toxic fish to come to life. Once ingested by larger prey, the results have been disastrous.
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| Surfer Zombie seen in Dana Point, California |
Zombie Sharks
Deadly sharks infected with this new virus are preying on anything in the ocean, including local surfers who frequent the tasty waves of the world famous Trestles surf break. Once bitten by these hybrid zombie sharks, you may feel bouts of dizzying nausea while the zombie micro-organisms invade your body. Once the illness has taken control throughout your blood stream, your heart and other major organs will cease to work in a humanly fashion. Surfers will go into a catatonic zombie like state, and you will desperately crave fish tacos, and fresh blood to replenish your diminished vital fluids supply.
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| Here Lies Dean Miller, His Last Wave was a Killer |
Please do not feed or approach any of these deadly sharks, or walking zombie surfers, one bite from their infected saliva will contaminate your bloodstream. If you see or encounter any of these swimming dead sea creatures, please contact your local authorities for further instruction.
Happy Halloween!
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