We know how it is, the surf is flat, there is nothing showing on the swell charts, so you decide to hold a "small" get together at your house. So here you are hosting a party, and your guests are starting to look a little bored. You need to do something quick to entertain them, but don't have anything planned.
I highly suggest plowing one of your good friends with a few cold ones, maybe a shot or two to loosen the young daredevil, feed them lies about how big of a viral internet superstar they are going to be, and set him loose on your staircase.
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| The Viking Helmet is Key to a Successful Stair Surf |
Break off the fins of an old surfboard, spread a fresh layer of wax on your stair stick, stand on top of your surfboard at the top of the stairs, taunt the audience for a few cheers, get them fired up, and then simply lean forward and hold on tight until the crash landing. As you can see from the above photo, a good costume is key for adding suspense and thrill for your lubricated audience.
Please send us any attempts at stair surfing, we will happily post them there.
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